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strangeducks:

rudjedet:

wizard-email:

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

After three batches, my findings so far:

• I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour
• Ratio by weight
• Add a pinch of salt
• Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary
• Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it’s going to stick to the pan at first but they’ll unstick in about 15 seconds)
• Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side
• Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

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schmergo:

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

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16woodsequ:

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vikingofficial:

someguyiguess:

vikingofficial:

someguyiguess:

harmonizedhero:

someguyiguess:

if you eat very aromatic foods in the breakroom I hate you

1. How the heck do you make a food aromantic

2. Why the hell is romance-free food a problem?

aromatic. like. having a strong aroma. food that has a strong smell

this food doesnt fuck

oh no it fucks severely it just won’t ever love you

this food doesn’t love you

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barcuswoot:

barcuswoot:

me every day

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jahoolopy:

oracleofdiscord:

captain-price-unofficially:

tried to find the original 2 articles and i found more of them, one of which is from the day after the originals…apparently an ongoing discussion at metro

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imho

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illumineeti:

lesbe3een:

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

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111angelstheme111:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

I made this, please feel free to use

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I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

have some more

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everlastingrandom:

got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off

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Anonymous asked:

How do babies come to this world? My mother does not want to show me my origins.

postanagramgenerator:

how do babies come to this world? my mother does not want to show me my origins.

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oo mom is scared? theyre grown in the woods with tomb soil. by tom the woodsman